They make weird faces and she wants to know if shes doing it right okay dude
My heart ^_^Nawwwww :3
Galaxy Quest (1999)
I had originally not wanted to see Galaxy Quest because I heard that it was making fun of Star Trek. Then Jonathan Frakes rang me up and said ‘You must not miss this movie! See it on a Saturday night in a full theater.’ And I did, and of course I found it was brilliant. Brilliant. No one laughed louder or longer in the cinema than I did. - Patrick Stewart
"In Game of Thrones you don’t really get to pick up the swords, so in this one you did! You must’ve been so excited!" (x)
Yes, because a woman’s age and who she’s married to are the only important thing. It’s not like she’s an individual person with intellect, skills and experience. No, she’s just an old woman married to Bill Clinton.
This is fucking hilarious and frustrating as hell. Really, Fox News?
Hillary Clinton is 66
Ron Paul is 78
Mitt Romney is 66
Rick Perry is 63
Herman Cain is 68
John McCain is 77
But Hillary is the one who is too old.
Why is anyone surprised by anything Fox News says or does? Seriously people, they have been doing this shit for YEARS now and they will always be that low, and scummy, and fucking stupid. Fuck republicans, and fuck Fox News, but don’t let yourself be shocked by anything they say.
The Hemsworth brothers, Tom Hanks, and Meryl Streep star in a 1:00 “Charlie Bit My Finger” spoof
is thiS FOR REAL DID THEY ACTUALY TAKE THE TIME TO DO THIS I CAN NOT HANDLE
My local rescue has a program called Book Buddies where kids read to sheltered cats to keep them from being lonely.
My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.
It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.
An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.
So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.
My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.
decomposing elk that froze to death after becoming stuck in ice
That’s one hell of a landmark.
I don’t usually reblog stuff like this, but whoa.
take a right off the highway and if you see the decomposing the elk you drove too far